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<i>~ Previously on
"Green Lantern"... ~.</i>

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Season 1,
Episode 23: <b>"Larfleeze".</b>

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Sync and corrections:
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Aya... What are you doing?

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<i>And then you not only interrupted the
disassembly of the Interceptor's AI,</i>

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<i>but stole it from our facilities,
allowed it reassemble itself.</i>

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<i>Then let it run rampant as
if it were a living being.</i>

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<i>So let it be recorded
in The Book of Oa</i>

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<i>that these dark days have
been largely brought about</i>

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<i>by the actions of Honor Guard 2814,
also known as Hal Jordan of Earth.</i>

11
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How did he say all that
without taking a breath?

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<i>Your AI, Aya,
as you refer to it,</i>

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<i>is operating irrationally and has
melded itself to the Anti-Monitor,</i>

14
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<i>one of the greatest threats
in Guardian history.</i>

15
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<i>What do you have to
say for yourself?</i>

16
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This is my fault,
and I will make it right.

17
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As soon as you get a fix on Aya's
location, we can go talk...

18
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<i>Absolutely not.
We're uploading a patch to your CPU</i>

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<i>that will enable you to
use your ultra warp drives.</i>

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<i>You will have to
learn to install it.</i>

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<i>After installation,
you sHall return immediately to Oa.</i>

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And then? What's the plan?

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<i>The Council will
decide how to end</i>

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<i>the universe-threatening menace
you created, but end it we will.</i>

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<i>That is all.</i>

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For someone with no base emotions,
he manages to get some really good digs in.

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I don't think Appa and the
Guardians are making the right call.

28
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Aya's still in there, I know it.
If we could just talk with her...

29
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And what if she attacks while
we're trying to make nice-nice?

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We can't overlook that possibility.
We'd need a way to hold her back;

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if only long enough to
talk some sense into her.

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What we need is a game changer.

33
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What about The Orange Energy?

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You've never heard of the
legend of The Orange Lanterns?

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Keep going...

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Ages ago, a race of conquerors
obsessed with possessing the galaxy

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harnessed a powerful
Orange Energy.

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Their battery was said to
exert a strange influence,

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<i>so only warriors with a strong
sense of duty were chosen.</i>

40
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<i>These Orange Lanterns brought
Atrocitus to a standstill.</i>

41
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Must be pretty potent stuff to let
you go toe to toe with Atrocitus.

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Yes. It was the only sector of
Frontier Space he hadn't conquered.

43
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<i>But then, almost overnight,</i>

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<i>The Orange Lanterns disappeared
and were never heard from again.</i>

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According to legend, their home
world was reputed to be... Ocara.

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This power,
why hasn't anyone else looked for it?

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Many have. None returned.

48
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- Of course.
- We're running out of options.

49
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We'll fly to Ocara and try
to find this Orange Power.

50
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Then we can deal with Aya.

51
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If you don't mind,
I'll be in my quarters.

52
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He's really hurting.

53
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Jordan, what if we can't turn Aya
back from whatever she's become?

54
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What if we have to...
Put her down?

55
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<i>I've begun downloading the
Guardian's software patch.</i>

56
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<i>Which gives us just enough
time to poke around.</i>

57
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We should split up.
We'll cover more ground that way.

58
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- Keep an eye on him.
- Got ya.

59
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Hey, Red, wait up.
Ugh, this planet gives me the creeps.

60
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- You mind if we stick together?
- If you wish.

61
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I found a tunnel on the west side.
Going to investigate.

62
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<i>Let us know if
you find anything.</i>

63
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- How are you holding up, kid?
- "Holding up"?

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Yeah, I mean, with all the
stuff that's been happening.

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Aya? Uh,
I thought you might want to talk.

66
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I am not a Bolovaxian hatchling
that requires mothering.

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- I'm trying to be nice to you!
- Your unwanted sympathy is duly noted.

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It's your fault we're
even in this mess.

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- If you hadn't have...
- Don't you think I know that?!

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Whatever Aya is, whatever she's
become, is because of me!

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And should anyone be
harmed, the blame is mine.

72
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Uh, look, kid, I got hot.
It ain't really your fault.

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I mean, maybe she's got a
virus, somethin'.

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She does something crazy,
you can't hold yourself...

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Shouldn't he have
checked in by now?

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[sighs] Jordan, report.

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Jordan...!

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[water dripping]

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Ohh! What is that smell?

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[indistinct whispering]

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Is someone there?

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My name's Hal Jordan
and I'm a Green Lantern.

83
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I am not here to harm you.

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[gags] We also have
gifts of free soap.

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There it is...

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Game changer.

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<i>I didn't realize it would be so...
Beautiful.</i>

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<i>That's mine!</i>

89
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Who are you? Come out and
I'll explain why I need this.

90
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Words are cheap. There are none
you can trade me for my battery.

91
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<i>Are you part of The
Orange Lantern Core?</i>

92
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<i>I'm Larfleeze,
And <b>I am</b> The Orange Lantern Core!</i>

93
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- Where are the rest of you?
<i>- They aren't around anymore.</i>

94
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Look, I'm only borrowing your battery.
I'll give it right back.

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Liar! That's what everyone says!

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The Universe is in great danger.
We can use your... We can use its help.

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I need this Orange Battery to save
everyone, then I'll give it...

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No, no, I won't.

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Why am I even explaining this to you?
It's mine now.

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[creatures hissing]

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[truck horn honking]

102
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[electricity crackling]

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I am the keeper of
The Orange Lantern!

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And whoever tries to
take it from me will die!

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- Boy, am I glad to see you two.
- More thieves!

106
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Do you know what
happens to thieves here?

107
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You're the thief! You killed The Orange
Lantern Core and stole their power battery.

108
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It never belonged to you.

109
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Liar! It's mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine!

110
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He's insane.

111
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We don't have time for this.
Take him out.

112
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[growling and groaning]

113
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- Jordan, you OK?
- Of course I am. Good job, you two.

114
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Now let's take this beautiful
thing back to the ship

115
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and get the heck
off this planet.

116
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Razer,
go check if the AI is running.

117
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I just wanted to tell you I tried
to have a little talk with the kid.

118
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- Yeah? How'd it go?
- I couldn't bring it up.

119
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He's blaming himself,
and it wasn't the time to mention,

120
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"Oh, and we might have to
destroy your girlfriend."

121
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Well, don't worry about it. Now that I
have this, we might not have to hurt her.

122
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This battery has so much power.
I think it can do anything.

123
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What's up, Hal?
You seem a little... off.

124
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I'm not.

125
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The software patch is fully integrated
with the ship CPU. It should be online.

126
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<i>Greetings and salutations.</i>

127
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<i>I am Lanos, the light speed astronomical
navigation operating system.</i>

128
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<i>How can I serve you today?</i>

129
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- Ayyy.
- What?

130
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"Lame-o."

131
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- I will need more information.
<i>- More information, accessing.</i>

132
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<i>The crintel beast has five brains,
two of which are located in its buttocks.</i>

133
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Lame-o. I understand now.
That is hilarious.

134
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All right, Jordan.
Let's fire up those impelas

135
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and shoot back to Guardian
turf, <i>stat</i>.

136
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Wouldn't pre-flight go faster if
you pushed a button or something?

137
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How about keeping your eyes on
what you're supposed to be doing?

138
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Fine with me.

139
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The sooner we leave, the sooner we can
use our new secret power to help Aya.

140
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What do you mean,
"our secret power"?

141
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The Orange Lantern is mine...
All mine!

142
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- Something's not right.
- Ya think?

143
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Stay back!
You're both against me.

144
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Trying to double team me!
You can't have it.

145
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- It's mine!
- Hal!

146
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I won't let you take <i>my</i> Lantern!

147
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What the noits just happened?!

148
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<i>The ship's Captain turned orange,
attacked you, then exited the vessel.</i>

149
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This way.

150
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I believe we learned what
powers the orange light.

151
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Just as Green Energy is formed
by willpower and Red by anger,

152
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<i>it seems The Orange Energy
is fueled by avarice.</i>

153
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You got to be kidding me!
After all we've been through,

154
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he's been taken over by a
greedy, Orange Lantern?!

155
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Thieves!

156
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You stole my shiny,

157
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and now you're going
to pay with your lives!

158
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Eat 'em up, Globulous.
Eat 'em up!

159
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No!

160
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You popped my globulous!

161
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Aah!

162
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[grunting]

163
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You better slink off to that dump
you call home before you get hurt!

164
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[growling]

165
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I need it, I need it!
I need it back!

166
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Hal Jordan has stolen my
Lantern, and now my home, too!

167
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I have no place to go!

168
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Heartbreaking.
Then let us put you out of your misery.

169
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Wait! Stop! Razer, stand down.
Let's talk for a bit.

170
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You want your Orange Battery
back, right?

171
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Fact is, me and Razer,
we want you to have it.

172
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You do? Really?
No, it's a trick!

173
00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:07,835
We want you to take your Battery back.
It's hurting our friend.

174
00:13:07,903 --> 00:13:11,306
So we'll make you a deal...
We'll help each other for today.

175
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- At the end, you get...
- I get my orange shiny!

176
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,862
- It's mine! Mine, mine!
- Right, you get your "orange shiny".

177
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:23,186
- And we get our friend back.
- Oh, I don't know if that's a fair deal.

178
00:13:23,254 --> 00:13:25,656
What else will you give
me for your friend?

179
00:13:25,723 --> 00:13:28,892
- This is pointless.
- You're pointless!

180
00:13:29,443 --> 00:13:32,883
What are you doing?
Go get my Orange Battery from your friend!

181
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,532
Oh, we're in no rush if
we don't have a deal.

182
00:13:36,279 --> 00:13:39,060
[grunting]

183
00:13:39,204 --> 00:13:41,571
OK, fine, it's a deal!

184
00:13:41,639 --> 00:13:44,507
I get my Lantern and you
take your dumb friend back.

185
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Didn't even want him!

186
00:13:46,343 --> 00:13:49,793
And don't even think about
stealing any of my stuff!

187
00:13:59,090 --> 00:14:00,968
Mine.

188
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,497
[groaning]

189
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,643
He's touching my stuff.
I can feel it.

190
00:14:08,688 --> 00:14:11,315
He's touching, touching,
touching my stuff!

191
00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:14,298
Stop touching my stuff!

192
00:14:15,707 --> 00:14:18,308
It's mine!
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!

193
00:14:18,376 --> 00:14:20,777
Everything is mine!

194
00:14:20,845 --> 00:14:23,088
Get a hold of yourself!

195
00:14:38,468 --> 00:14:40,797
Would you look at all this.

196
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,408
If it isn't my old
friends, Kilowog and Razer.

197
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:56,106
Easy, Jordan. Your melon's
being scrambled by that thing.

198
00:14:56,142 --> 00:14:58,376
The Orange Light's
power comes from greed.

199
00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:01,417
You need to get rid of that
Battery before it destroys you.

200
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:05,706
Never!
The Orange Battery is mine now.

201
00:15:05,745 --> 00:15:08,180
It will always be mine!

202
00:15:08,592 --> 00:15:10,391
Ahhh!

203
00:15:10,412 --> 00:15:13,839
- Let go!
- You let go!

204
00:15:13,874 --> 00:15:16,676
[both grunting]

205
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:31,076
You're all thieves,
and you'll all pay!

206
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:38,822
Jordan, this isn't you!
We have a mission!

207
00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:55,039
[grunting]

208
00:16:02,914 --> 00:16:04,714
Aaah!

209
00:16:18,031 --> 00:16:20,199
[groaning]

210
00:16:23,870 --> 00:16:26,005
[growling]

211
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:30,475
Give me back my shiny!

212
00:16:30,543 --> 00:16:33,579
[both grunting]

213
00:16:43,823 --> 00:16:46,302
Holy Grut.

214
00:16:58,404 --> 00:17:00,205
[grunting]

215
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:22,217
Hey, it might not be her.
We don't know for sure that it's her.

216
00:17:22,264 --> 00:17:25,032
I know. It's her.

217
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:28,135
[growling]

218
00:17:29,371 --> 00:17:31,933
What's happening?
Who's stealing my stars?

219
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:36,227
First my Battery,
and now someone is stealing my stars!

220
00:17:36,912 --> 00:17:40,478
It's my battery, and my stars!

221
00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:45,930
Who's taking them?

222
00:17:46,313 --> 00:17:50,924
Now focus. Remember,
Aya is destroying those suns.

223
00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:54,561
- Aya?
- Yes, Aya.

224
00:17:54,629 --> 00:17:57,063
She's now a threat to
everyone in the Universe.

225
00:17:57,131 --> 00:18:01,067
This Battery has twisted your sense
of duty, turning it into greed!

226
00:18:01,135 --> 00:18:02,748
[flies buzzing]

227
00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:07,440
- You've got to fight it!
- I... Have a mission.

228
00:18:07,507 --> 00:18:11,060
Can't let this Battery...
Interfere!

229
00:18:11,099 --> 00:18:12,878
[panting]

230
00:18:12,946 --> 00:18:17,317
We can't stop Aya without you.
Come on, Hal, fight it!

231
00:18:19,186 --> 00:18:21,063
[flies buzzing]

232
00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:23,589
Can't turn my back on friends.

233
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:28,354
Can't leave the job... Undone!

234
00:18:30,496 --> 00:18:34,433
I will... Give up this Battery!

235
00:18:35,822 --> 00:18:37,923
I can do this.

236
00:18:40,106 --> 00:18:45,110
I... Will... Let... Go!

237
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,668
[gasping]

238
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,998
[gasping] My shiny!

239
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,700
Oh, my shiny!

240
00:19:11,768 --> 00:19:14,703
Oh, how I've missed you!

241
00:19:14,771 --> 00:19:18,648
- Good to have you back, buddy.
- Good to be back.

242
00:19:18,913 --> 00:19:22,182
Larfleeze... We're sorry.

243
00:19:22,249 --> 00:19:24,309
We're not here to steal.

244
00:19:24,348 --> 00:19:28,021
Well, I guess we were,
but we were wrong.

245
00:19:28,089 --> 00:19:30,357
Your Battery can't help
us, so we're leaving.

246
00:19:30,425 --> 00:19:32,192
We promise not to take anything.

247
00:19:32,260 --> 00:19:35,729
[grunts] You're not the
worst guest I've ever had,

248
00:19:35,796 --> 00:19:38,365
and you did give
me back my shiny.

249
00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:42,761
Maybe this one time
you deserve something.

250
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:00,718
[flies buzzing]

251
00:20:09,017 --> 00:20:10,963
Eh, have a safe trip.

252
00:20:30,083 --> 00:20:32,785
Razer,
you know we want to save Aya,

253
00:20:32,853 --> 00:20:37,023
but without any help from the Orange
Battery, we're back to square one.

254
00:20:37,090 --> 00:20:41,417
- So?
- She's vaporizing star systems now.

255
00:20:41,441 --> 00:20:43,729
If we can't get her
to listen to sense,

256
00:20:43,797 --> 00:20:46,201
- we might not have a choice but...
- Do what?

257
00:20:46,232 --> 00:20:50,804
Kill her? Our friend and crew mate,
who all of us owe our lives to?

258
00:20:50,871 --> 00:20:56,017
Not kill her. Just deactivate her.
She's not Aya anymore!

259
00:20:56,048 --> 00:20:58,445
Who are you to
make that judgment?

260
00:20:58,512 --> 00:21:02,549
We can get through to her!
We can bring her back!

261
00:21:02,616 --> 00:21:06,622
I'm sorry, kid.
She's a monster that can't be saved.

262
00:21:06,793 --> 00:21:08,955
Jordan, help me out here.

263
00:21:09,022 --> 00:21:12,321
I would,
but Razer does have a point.

264
00:21:13,321 --> 00:21:16,323
After all,
I turned into a monster...

265
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,561
<i>And you, guys, saved me.</i>

266
00:21:26,218 --> 00:21:29,218
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